For the years I spent as a celebrity columnist and blogger at the LA Daily News, I mostly insisted on a Lindsay Lohan-free zone and a Britney Spears-free zone (except for the two times Brit really went really wacko and was hospitalized).

But when Lohan became a lesbian, I had to decide whether or not to do some items on her. It wasn’t really a big deal because she and Samantha Ronson seemed to be fairly solid.

Now it appears the break-ups and make-ups are beginning to occur and I may have to, once again, ban Lindsay from my blogging life.

These young talents with the horrible parents, too famous too soon, are car wrecks and I just don’t wanna watch. Lindsay’s appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show revealed a young girl trying to act like she has it all together and she clearly does not. She’s living out what should be private things on television and in fake eHarmony commercials.

So she’s talking to Ellen about the break-upl, Ellen gives her some thoughtful advice about maybe keeping a low-profile for awhile then about a day or two later, Lohan is back with Ronson! The drama!

Us Weekly reports: indsay Lohan stopped by ex Samantha Ronson‘s Hollywood Hills home Thursday afternoon. It’s the same mansion where Lohan, 22, used to live with Ronson, 30, — before the DJ had the locks changed following their breakup and Chateau Marmont blowout fight. Photographers described Lohan as appearing “calm…[but] happy.” They spent about six hours together. That same afternoon, Ronson changed her relationship status on Facebook to “It’s complicated.”

I’ll say.

Okay, my new Lindsay ban starts now – lesbian 0r not! Unless she and Sam get married, have a baby or kill each other, you will not read about them here. I know it drives traffic up but I got tune out of this soap opera. Us Weekly and others will be plenty happy to keep you appraised of their every bowel movement.