“Star Trek” icon George Takei is a real card as he answers questions about being gay

George Takei recently answered some really stupid questions about gay people with some really funny answers.

And he did so without uttering a word.

The Star Trek icon answered a series of questions posted on Twitter with answers written on cards which he then shared with the readers of BuzzFeed.

A sampling:

Q. Why do gay dudes like being flight attendants so much?

A. We’re used to being yelled at by strangers, shoving things in tight places and having liquids spilled on us daily.

Q. Why do gay guys like brunch?

A. Because brunch is a late breakfast – with booze.

Q. Why are gay guys always hitting on me? Please stop.

A. They’re not hitting on you. They’re judging your outfit. Please stop.

Q. Why do gay guys always hit on me when I’m at a gay club?

A. Perhaps you should stop wearing your ‘Butt Pirate’ T-shirt in gay clubs.