“Sex and the City” Saturday: Samantha Jones sure knows how to express herself!

You may as well know it: I want to be Samantha Jones.

She not only has as much sex as she wants and doesn’t have any hang-ups about it, she also has the best most clever expletive-filled remarks for just about any situation.

Here is a video with a nice sampling of Samantha-isms. I have far too many favorites to list but two of them come from the season six episode when Berger breaks up with Carrie via Post-It note. Samantha takes a loom at the note over breakfast and says: ‘Mother-fucker’s concise.”

Later, after she and Carrie have been chased out of a seedy bar because Samantha kissed somebody’s boyfriend, she says breathlessly to Carrie: “Very few woman can pull of anger in a tube top.”