On Faye Dunaway’s 83rd birthday, it’s time for some scenes from “Mommie Dearest”

“Doooon’t fuck with me fellaaaas!”

There’s a lot of people who say Faye Dunaway is kind of a rhymes with rich.

And who’s to say they’re wrong?

But it’s her 83rd birthday and as a gay man, it is my absolute duty – and delight – the shine a light on the movie she hates to talk about but that we all love: Mommie Dearest.

She was a better Joan Crawford than Crawford herself.