Louis CK solves the reason why babies cry on airplanes: They are pissed off over gay marriage!

Everyone know babies cry on planes.

Are they wet? Hungry? Colicky?

Apparently none of the above, according to comic Louis CK.

He says these crying babies are simply ‘inconsolably upset’ over the fact that gay people can get married – at least in 36 states and counting.’

But CK does not support the views of these baby bigots: ‘I don’t agree with them. I think if people are in love, they should accept that. But they’re just being babies. They’re selfish.’