Jason Schwartzman: “Everyone — gay, not gay, closet, or walk-in closet — should have the life they deserve”

Once I figured out that Jason Schwartzman and Justin Long were not the same person, I realized that I have a crush on both of them!

The actor best-known for his roles in such films as Rushmore, Shopgirl, Marie Antoinette, and The Darjeeling Limited, is now starring in HBO’s noirish comedy series Bored to Death and voices the role of George Clooney’s son in the animated adaptation of Roald Dahl’s children’s book Fantastic Mr. Fox, which opens today in limited release.

Jason did a fun interview with Brandon Voss for Advocate.com that I highly recommend. Here is a little taste:

Then you must not mind gay rumors.
Oh, are there really rumors about me? That’s fine if there are. What can I do about it? Like I said, I enjoy confusion and fear normalcy.
What are your thoughts on the Hollywood closet?
First of all, I’ve never worked with anyone I knew to be in the closet. I have a lot of gay friends, but no one’s ever hidden it from me. Listen, I don’t know the point of life, but I do know it feels best in those moments you’re really living. I’ve been the unhappiest when I feel closed off out of fear. Everyone — gay, not gay, closet, or walk-in closet — should have the life they deserve. Don’t make your life any smaller than it should be.

If nothing else, Jason, I hope our little chat has bolstered your self-esteem and made you better aware of your gay fans.
Thanks, because I’m not aware of any fans. I do nothing to live in secrecy, but I really don’t get recognized anywhere. Though I was walking my dog recently when someone yelled, “Hey, Jason!” They said it so sweetly that I turned around and said, “Hey!” Then they said, “Fuck you, you asshole!” and drove away.