It was another very gay episode of “Housewives”

If you’ve ever been someone’s first time in a same-sex affair, then you recognized Katherine’s (Dana Delaney) face on last night’s Desperate Housewives when she woke up next to Robin (Julie Benz).

She freaks out and it all gets worse when Susan (Teri Hatcher) rings the doorbell and as Katherine is talking to her, Robin pops her head in the doorway and kisses Katherine on the lips as they are both still in their robes.

Katherine goes to Bob and Lee’s house for advice and wonders if it’s possible that she could be gay. First, they have to get over their shock as Lee (Kevin Rahm) says:”Holy Chaz Bono!”

Then he adds: “You can’t just change your main entree from meat to fish!”

Later, Katherine tries to give Robin the break-up talk: “I was drunk, I didn’t even know what I was doing until I was doing it. The other night was a mistake and I’m sorry. I am not attracted to women and whatever it was didn’t count.”

Rita replies with a kiss and says; “You may deny it now, but we connected and it counted.”

I’m so glad to see that the return of Andrew Van de Kamp (Shawn Pyfrom) was not just a one episode shot. He is set up for a rivalry with Sam who we later find out is his half-brother! Sam gets under Andrew’s skin anyway because Bree wants to promote him to VP of her company. Andrew gets drunk and pushes Sam to the ground in front of staff and then says to Bree: “See, told you he was a slacker.”

Love seeing little evil Andrew back!

Bree (Marcia Cross) goes to Sam’s place to drop off some get well soon muffins. He’s not home but the door is unlocked. She snoops around and see a framed photo of Sam with Bree’s late husband Rex.

Sam later explains: “My mother and father met at a bar, both single, they had one night together.”

She called Rex when she got pregnant but he had met Bree by then so Sam’s mom turned down his offer for help. He used to ride by the Van de Kamp house all the time: “I wanted to understand why my father would choose all of you over me. And I did. You were all so perfect. My mom died six months ago and that’s when I decided I had to meet you.”

In next week’s previews, we see Andrew finding out that Sam is his brother and they appear ready for a very interesting sibling rivalry. I’m almost as excited about that as I am about John Barrowman’s arrival to Wisteria Lane soon.

Earlier post: Katherine switches team, Andrew’s back and Bob and Lee party in the gayest episode of ‘Desperate Housewives’ ever.