Dax Shepard would go gay for Brad Pitt

Okay look, I don’t know that I’d actually go straight for Rosario Dawson even for a night but I’m saying she is my girl crush – a very exy woman.

So I think I can kind of relate to Dax Shepard’s attraction to Brad Pitt.

Dax appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this week and lamented the fact that Brad is now married to Angelina Jolie.

‘He’s really off the market now,’ the actor told DeGeneres.

Shepard, married to actress Kristen Bell, still seemed to holding on to some hope that the two could get together.

‘We’re both married, we both have a lot to lose. He may be a great secret keeper if I had to step outside the confines of my marital bond. He would probably be the best guy to do it with because he has a lot to lose.’

This prompted DeGeneres to point out something: ‘Let’s be clear. You’re not gay.’

Apparently he would be for Pitt.

‘I am not (gay) with the exception of him,’ Shepard claimed.

‘He is an angel, he’s not a terrestrial mortal. This is someone who has fallen from the stars and occasionally treats us to his image on these flickering images in the silver screen.’