David Pevsner’s classic “Liz & Dick” line: “Listen, I’m not saying it’s colon cancer …”

Just caught a bit of the umpteenth airing of Liz and Dick on Lifetime (let’s face it, it’s already a camp classic a la Mommie Dearest) and the hospital scene with David Pevsner as a doctor came on.

David manages to keep a straight face when he says to Lindsay Lohan (as Elizabeth Taylor): “Listen, I’m not saying it’s colon cancer, but we need to run more tests.”

OMG.

David has much better lines in the feature film Scrooge & Marley in which he has a starring role. It is currently showing at Laemmle’s Playhouse 7 – 673 East Colorado Boulevard, Pasadena, CA. LINK to film’s website.