If ever there was anything that deserved to be on Anderson Cooper’s “Ridiculist,” it would be the 72-day “marriage” of reality star Kim Kardashian and NBA player Kris Humphries.

On last night’s edition of Anderson Cooper 360, The Silver Fox mockingly defended the made-for-TV nuptials: “How could you not support a couple whose two day televised wedding on the E exclamation network, cost a reported $10 million and was subsidized by sponsors? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that is called the American Dream.”

Cooper said that according to the New York Post, Kardashian sold the rights to her wedding for nearly $18 million.”She’s…laughing all the way to the bank,” he remarked. “She’s laughing so hard that even if they locked her in the bank vault, deep inside the subbasement, you would still hear her laughter floating all the way to the street level where Kris Jenner would be in her Bentley double-parked on your soul.”

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2 Remarks

1. November 1st, 2011 at 6:38 pm
   RichB in Palm Springs says:

   If she is laughing all the way to the bank then there are a few like me, laughing AT her – not laughing with her. With the 1% that do not have what she has and how she’s ‘made it’, I wish she would just fade away.

2. November 2nd, 2011 at 12:13 pm
   Mike says:

   Mock her and hopefully she and her money hungry, no talent family will just go away and they can take E with them for keeping this sort of nonsense going, this being famous and rich for being bad in a sex tape is too much.