Afternoon Greg: Getting ready for OC Fair … and a deep-fried Twinkie!

I won’t have an afternoon column because I’m heading out to the OC Fair with assorted nephews, nieces and sibings.

Fair food is the least healthy on the planet – and the most tempting! My goal is to not eat myself into a junk food coma but I am going to allow myself to have one deep fried Twinkie!

Have never had one before but have wanted one in the worst way ever since seeing Bette Midler and Kathy Griffin eat them on  My Life on the D-List.