James Corden REALLY has a crush on a young Joe Biden: ‘VP stands for va va voom penis!’
James Corden is smitten with a young man named Joe.
He’s a handsome guy who went on to become a US senator then vice president.
The host of The Late Late Show was swooning this week over a long ago photo of Vice President Joe Biden who was a real looker in his 20s.
‘After seeing the photo of a young Joe Biden floating around on the Internet, I couldn’t even focus after looking at this photo … I want to start my day with that cup of Joe. Look at that! Look at that!’
Corden shared some of the feelings the photo stirred in him: ‘He makes me proud to be an American and I’m not even an American!’ and ‘VP stands for va va voom penis!’
Not even the pen in young Joe’s pocket lessens Corden’s enthusiasm.
‘On anyone else a pen in the top pocket is a nerd red flag. On Joe Biden it is a white-hot sex symbol. I’ve got a pen in my pocket just thinking about it.
‘Joe Biden may be the vice president of America but he is also the commander in chief of my heart… and my penis.’
Corden ended his vp lovefest with a nod to Tinder: ‘I know politically he’s to the left but this picture makes me want to swipe right.’